The Priapic Cardinal

I am the very model of a Priapic Cardinal
I’ve information sexual–pederastic, homo, and animal
I know some Queens in London
And a Leather Bear in Saracuse
My porn is sorted in its bin
In order categorical
I’m very well acquainted too
With matters Kama Sutrical
I’ve many cheerful facts about quadrapedalsexuals
I wear a dress when you confess
And think bad thoughts while saying Mass
I’ve seduced more altar bois than
Than ever have I litanies I’ve prayed
I use a pallium for bondage
And chrism as a lubricant
I can’t help it because I get off when I’m de-flowering Catecants
My pants have got some strange stains
With my vestments I’ll not trouble you
In short in matters sexual–pederastic, homo, and animal
I’m a the very model of a New Order Cardinal